Maybe Lean

Maybe she's born with it...

WELL MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE! HUH?! DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK ABOUT THAT?! THAT SHE'S NOT NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL AT THE FUCK ALL? MAYBE SHE HAS TO GET BY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WITH HORSE MUSK AND A TOOTHY SMILE SMEARED ON HER FACE AS SHE GOES TO WORK, GETS HONKED AT BY TROGLODYTES IN CARS, GETS HIT ON 20 TIMES BEFORE LUNCH BREAK, TRIES TO EAT RIGHT BUT SOMEHOW STILL FEELS FAT, WON'T GIVE ANY DECENT GUY A BREAK BECAUSE SHE'S STILL HOLDING OUT FOR SOME SORT OF RICH SUPERPOWERED MANBEAST TO SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET AND INTO AN EPSOM SALT FOOTBATH AND SOME HAAGENDAS AMIRITE LADIES LET ME HEAR A HECK YA

Yeah, so...maybe it's Maybelline. Think before you speak, douche.