FEATURE UNLOCKED

alex: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED HAW HAW HAW GET IT

alex: U GET IT

alex: ITS LIKE WHEN U PLAYEN A GAME

alex: U DONT GET IT I BET

alex: ONLY GAMERS CAN GET IT

me: SHIT MAN I AM NOT A HARDCORE GAMER LIKE U

me: U MUST BE A GAMIN CHAMP

alex: I KNOW ONLY GAMERS READ COMECS ABOUT GAEMS

me: I JUST PLAY BATTLE CHESS ON MY OLD COMP

alex: U FAILD

me: YEH U GUYS ARE SO SMERT

alex: FAIL PAIL

me: CAN U GIV ME CODES

me: I AM STUCK ON STREETS OF RAGE 2

alex: HERE'S A CODE, FAILSAUCE ROFLSAUCE

me: OK I WILL TR-HEY WAIT THIS IS BOGUS

alex: 23 SKIDOO

me: I THOT YOU WERE MY FRIEND LIKE IN E.T.

me: BUT U R MY ENEMY LIKE IN JAWS

alex: I WAS BUT THE GOVEMET STOEL MY PWERS

alex: NOW IM BAD

me: SHIT SO UR A RENEGADE GRENADE

alex: LOL U R A GAMER AFETER ALL

me: DO U HAVE A BITCHIN TRENCHCOAT LIKE NOE FROM MATRIX

alex: LOL YEH I GOT 1 AFTETR I SAW DAT I COESPLAYED AS ENEO BUT DEN DA PRICNIPAL SED I CODENT DO DAT @SCOOL

me: THAT FASCIST PROLLY THINKS UR COLUMBIAN

me: LIKE IN THAT MOVIE BOWLIGN FOR 9/11

alex: DAS SO RTARDET I THOT IT WUS GON BE LIEK KINGPIN

alex: WOOEY HARELSEN INSNT EVEN IN IT1!!

me: I KNO LOLOLOL WHEN HE JERKS THE BULL I THOT I WUD LOSE IT

alex: I NOT RITE

me: I MADE MY HEALTH CLASS WATCH IT THE TEACHER WAS PISSED I WAS LIKE YESS TAKE THAT BITCH I WAS A HERO

alex: thats supegr gay

me: yeh real gray

me: i heard gay ppl have gray dicks thats why there called gay they just take out the R my uncle said it he is a gun salesman